1) Lunch usually consists of a pizza topped with one half meatballs and the other half kibble.
2) You demand your K-9 buddy get a locker, too.
3) In case there's an emergency, you carry a wee-wee pad wherever you go.
4) You get a kick out of asking him how his day was and he always answers "ruff."
5) He is the only one who laughs at your jokes.
6) Out of habit, you start scratching your spouse's belly during tender moments.
7) For Christmas you knit a little doggy uniform and buy doggy boots to keep his paws warm and dry.
8) For Valentine's Day you fill a heart-shaped box with doggy treats.
9) At training class, you pass him love notes under the desk.
10) You want to have his puppies.