Random Police Quote : "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."


POLICE FUN TOP TEN LISTS

- Signs your partner needs a vacation
- Signs the police chief doesnt like you
- Signs you are dealing with a DUMB criminal
- Signs youve been exposed to hazardous material
- Signs you are overworked and understaffed
- Things Corrections officers hate
- Best things to do to Career Criminals
- Signs you dont have what it is to be a cop
- Warnings your k-9 relationship is too intimate
TOP TEN SIGNS THE POLICE CHIEF DOESN'T LIKE YOU

1) He refers to you as "our mascot."
2) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.
3) Your locker is also the broom closet.
4) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."
5) He sends you on drug raids - alone.
6) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.
7) He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.
8) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.
9) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.
10) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.

Text (c) Police Humor - used with thanks (and permission!)



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